Wygrzebane po latach......i inne pie...

[71jkc]

Ktos skomentowal "I love this. Mad as a barrel of badgers "na dobranoc stosowna by byla pozna wiecz\i=orynka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jpJqtz4JY

[Emigrantka]

No jak jest pszczolka to musi byc i motylek....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWYfcOi7cpM

Taki poniedzialkowy (bo juz poniedzialek) nastroj

[Emigrantka]

Simple... Maya is Stalin, the bees are Russians and the mouse is Trotsky. The Poles are represented by the ants, and Tekla is the West. Filip the grasshopper is Switzerland, because he's neutral

Czyzbys pila do:

he ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, ‘It’s Not Easy Being Green’

Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house where the news stations film the group singing, ‘We shall overcome’ Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper’s sake.

Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.

Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill Clinton appointed from a list of single parent welfare recipients.

The ant loses the case.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant’s old house, crumbles around him because he doesn’t maintain it

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house,now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.

[71jkc]

Teraz to mnie k..... rozesmials i k......... jak tu isc teraz spac teraz tylko k....... miec wszystko w d...... atak swoja droga to troche za duzo tych motylkow w londynie nie uwazasz ?

[Emigrantka]

NO wlasnie pissssssssdo mialas isc spac....

Jutro to mojej [piii...] szefowej wysle

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody


This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

Apierdole - teraz jej wyslalam.....

I jeszcze to jej wysle.. jak trzecia slomke znajde

Who's the boss?
When God made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss. The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took the man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that without them, man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the asshole applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard that the asshole become mad and closed up. After a few days the brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the asshole boss. This proves that you dont' have to be a brain to be boss.... just an asshole.

[71jkc]

Bez picow Blondynek jestes na polacy albo na nk?

[Emigrantka]

Co.... kcesz... pisdooooooooooooooooo

The Nonconformist Bird

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter.

He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter; I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"

So he stayed. Winter came and was very cold; the nonconformist bird had never felt such cold weather and was afraid that he might freeze to death.

Realizing he had made a big mistake by staying, he headed to a near by barn for shelter. On his way to the barn it began to snow. The poor bird was cold, tired and hungry. "Why did I stay?" he asked himself as he collapsed on the ground.

As he lay there covered by the snow, a cow happened by. The cow, feeling the need to relieve himself, crapped right on the bird.

At first being angry the bird said, "Who did this horrible thing to me, how dare someone crap on me, I'll get him for this!" The crap was too heavy for him to free himself. But, after a while the crap began to warm him and he forgot all about his anger. In fact he was so warm that he began to sing.

A buzzard passing overheard the singing and went down to investigate. As he cleared away the crap to his delight he found the bird. The bird was so happy to be free from the crap that he thanked the buzzard, who then decided to eat the little bird.

The moral of this story: Just because someone craps on you, it does not make them your enemy, and just because someone gets you out of the crap, it does not make them your friend.

[Emigrantka]

Bez picow Blondynek jestes na polacy albo na nk?

Blondynek jest u mnie - drinki wlasnie robi heheheh

[71jkc]

W.T.F OCIPIALAS BABCIU ?

[71jkc]

Szalone baby ! i tak trzymac