Blind guy walk's into a Lesbian bar by mistake. He orders a drink and say's to the Barmaid:
- Do you want to hear a joke about blondes?
Silence falls and the woman next to him says:
- Before you say anything, the girl behind the bar is Blonde, the girl next to you is Blonde, the girl on the door is Blonde and I am 6 foot, 16 stone blonde karate black belt and my friend here is a blonde wrestler. Do you still want to tell your joke???
-Nah - says the guy - Not if I have got to explain it 5 times